likeliness of me letting you merge

from most to least likely

  • people driving the same exact car as me
  • people in the same make car
  • cops so they aren’t behind me
  • people who give me the general vibe that they’ll thank me
  • somebody driving an old but well maintained economy class car
  • work vehicles
  • [general populace and people who are able to edge out uncomfortably in front of my car before I can make a decision]
  • motorcycles
  • old men in consumer trucks
  • young men in consumer trucks
  • people in an old and poorly maintained car
  • NY plates (sorry)
  • any model Nissan
  • luxury sedans
  • luxury SUVs (BMW -> Lexus -> Porsche -> Range Rover)
  • Nissan Altimas